December 2009
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I saw this dumb movie not too long ago, called The Babysitters. In it, this plain-looking girl starts an affair with one of her babysitting clients, John Leguizamo. Then she starts a prostitution ring with her friends, because a girl’s got to save up for college somehow!
Anyway, I was wondering how much better the movie would be if instead of prostitutes, the girls were werewolves. Or, you...
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A text-based MacGyver adventure.
> check inventory
You have PAPERCLIP x2 and CHEWING GUM x1
> combine PAPERCLIP and GUM
You made a ROCKET LAUNCHER
> use ROCKET LAUNCHER
You don’t have any ammo!
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If you’re in a college writing course and lacking an idea for the story you need to workshop in like three days, try this, because this idea is just the original, edgy sort of thing that college students need to write if they want to get a chance to get into the pants of the hottie who sits on the other side of the room:
A guy, we’ll call him Justin, has just taken a dose of...