Some people start a blog, write a post, and then abandon it, leaving behind a monument in the growing Internet graveyard of blogs. Some people write a new post and tell people to check out their new blog.

This is where I do both. I say what I mean, and I really mean

Check out the new blog that I wrote!

• 2/21 - Power Rangers Samauri: Tone Deaf Adaptation
• 3/5 - Hungry Like Godot
• 12/18 - You Deserve a Fucking Martini
• 3/17 - A picture of a bird
• 4/5 - The Same Picture of Robert Smith Every Day
• 4/30 - I don’t care about the Black Keys DOT COM
• 5/4 - Girls Buttering Toast