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This can be the new tween TV sensation: That’s Bangin’

That’s Bangin’ follows the middle and high-school travails of a group of kids who just happen to be the children of porn stars. Plot points include:

  • “It’s my birthday, but Mom got the wrong kind of party favors! Now no one’s parents will let them hang out with me anymore.”
  • “I think Sarah and I are ready to go all the way, but she’s seen some of Dad’s videos. What if I don’t measure up?”
  • “Mom is pregnant again, and this time she swears it’s not just for fetish videos. I don’t want a new brother or sister!”
  • “Nobody invited me to the dance, but everybody keeps asking if my Mom is going to chaperone!”
  • “I think our teacher has the hots for Dad, but Dad can’t marry my teacher! Gross!”

That’s Bangin’, coming to a Disney channel near you this fall.