You were always telling dick jokes
That made me roll my eyes,
Except that one that always had me
Rolling on the floor instead.
You were the worst kind of friend,
Borrowing stuff and never returning it,
And that was assuming you asked
To borrow it in the first place.
But I won’t forget the time
You actually came through for me,
When that guy had me
In the trunk of his car
And he said he’d let me go if he
Could hear the funniest dick joke ever.
