1) AND ON THE DAY of The Reckoning the Dark Lord KITTEN shall rise up to judge the world, 2) and she will hunt down those who think themselves JUST and RIGHTEOUS in the eyes of their own Lords and Masters, 3) and she will REND them limb from limb, and suck the marrow from their BONES. 4) When the DARK LORD KITTEN has finished licking the blood of the self-righteous from her lips, she will unleash a FOUL YOWL that will be heard the world over, 5) such that all the MEN and WOMEN of the earth shall know their time has come.
(“Kitten Rescue” by Ryan O’Hara, used under CC-by-NC-SA)
