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Kindle Edition.

A title that I think speaks for itself in terms of content and theme:

A Goth Named Billy

ARE YOU TIRED OF THE SAME OLD BORING FACIAL HAIR. I KNOW I AM.

Just look at this shit.

Everybody is wearing the same styles, and that shit gets pretty boring before too long. How the hell are you supposed to stand out in a crowd when there are already five guys sporting the “Super Mario”?

Friend, I have the solution for you: I call it “The Magneto,” and it’s the new sexiness:

That is a beard that commands a room. Not only will you be able to stand out from all the other douches in the crowd, you’ll draw in all the ladies with your sheer magnetism. It’s named after this guy:

Just look at that.

THE MAGNETO™

MASTER YOUR MAGNETISM™