Had a little too much of this:

and posted a few too many of these:
- “I know which way the wind is blowing,” Tom said vanely.
- “Why yes, I love scrapbooking AND basket weaving,” Tom said craftily.
- “Stay out of my goddamn litter box,” Tom said cattily.
- “I feel like I’m stuck in the past,” Tom said tensely.
- “There’s nothing on the syllabus about pop quizzes,” Tom said testily.
to my tweeter and facialbook pages.
Here’s a bonus one for following: “Stop winding me up!” Tom said crankily.
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A title that I think speaks for itself in terms of content and theme:
A Goth Named Billy
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