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Collected Tom Swifties

Had a little too much of this:

and posted a few too many of these:

  • “I know which way the wind is blowing,” Tom said vanely.
  • “Why yes, I love scrapbooking AND basket weaving,” Tom said craftily.
  • “Stay out of my goddamn litter box,” Tom said cattily.
  • “I feel like I’m stuck in the past,” Tom said tensely.
  • “There’s nothing on the syllabus about pop quizzes,” Tom said testily.

to my tweeter and facialbook pages.

Here’s a bonus one for following: “Stop winding me up!” Tom said crankily.

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